If you can't handle me at my corniest, you don't deserve me at my horniest

• Made from 100% premium cotton

• Medium-weight fabric (approx. 180 GSM)

• Soft, breathable & durable for everyday wear

• Classic unisex fit with a relaxed feel

• Tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort

• High-quality DTG print for long-lasting color

• Ethically sourced cotton

S

• Chest: 18"

• Length: 28"

• Sleeve: 15.1"

M

• Chest: 20"

• Length: 29"

• Sleeve: 16.5"

L

• Chest: 22"

• Length: 30"

• Sleeve: 18"

XL

• Chest: 24"

• Length: 31"

• Sleeve: 19.5"

2XL

• Chest: 26"

• Length: 32"

• Sleeve: 21"

3XL

• Chest: 28"

• Length: 33"

• Sleeve: 22.4"

4XL

• Chest: 30"

• Length: 34"

• Sleeve: 23.7"

5XL

• Chest: 32"

• Length: 35"

• Sleeve: 25"

All shirts are made and shipped from the USA, UK, and EU, depending on your location.

🇺🇸 United States: 4–7 business days

🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 3–6 business days

🇪🇺 Europe: 6–10 business days

🇨🇦 Canada: 7–12 business days

🇦🇺 Australia & Rest of World: 10–20 business days

🚚 Additional Info

Tracking is provided for every order

Delivery times may vary slightly depending on location

Every purchase includes a 7-Day Money-Back Guarantee!.

If your item arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect,

you’re eligible for a full refund or replacement.

For more information, please refer to our Refund Policy.

Have questions or need help with your order?

Contact us at:

unwearableshirtz@gmail.com