{"product_id":"sorry-you-had-a-bad-day-you-can-touch-my-dick-if-you-want","title":"Sorry You Had A Bad Day you can touch my dick if you want","description":"This relaxed, sturdy tee carries bold, unapologetic humor—printed in crisp black lettering on a soft white canvas. Wear it when you want to start conversations, lighten a tense mood, or lean into irreverent, adult-only comedy. The classic crew neck and roomy cut let the message shine while staying comfortable through long days or late nights. It feels lived-in from the first wear and holds its shape wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, seam-free body reduces waste and creates a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed text on front, sleeves, and inner neck\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for scratch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52927111069977,"sku":"24914330625819979543","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":52927111102745,"sku":"32113017453418550882","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":52927111135513,"sku":"22812338546950338264","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52927111168281,"sku":"21842580738388662342","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52927111201049,"sku":"33358147856295804375","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52927111233817,"sku":"28843413765931837817","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":52927111266585,"sku":"21271986898327028396","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":52927111299353,"sku":"18059456782793460935","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52927111332121,"sku":"75415852202693690113","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52927111364889,"sku":"10575094556490288254","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52927111397657,"sku":"29929713800499315406","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":52927111430425,"sku":"85942834217626145255","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":52927111463193,"sku":"15488288657800018521","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52927111495961,"sku":"87976710008617479781","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52927111528729,"sku":"93377576005858403630","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52927111561497,"sku":"21773174932571005528","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":52927111594265,"sku":"40492907549700397916","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":52927111627033,"sku":"28668292128322960016","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52927111659801,"sku":"79053911336021856735","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52927111692569,"sku":"16898361332712147020","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52927111725337,"sku":"20470008804792678772","price":21.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":52927111758105,"sku":"82345180059100675787","price":21.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":52927111790873,"sku":"13587971886360656446","price":21.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52927111823641,"sku":"26352354763149005136","price":21.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52927111856409,"sku":"10343748463004928741","price":21.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52927111889177,"sku":"20224941011454917816","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":52927111921945,"sku":"11041418049022793972","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":52927111954713,"sku":"10561904659821864145","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52927111987481,"sku":"65965383389134099803","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52927112020249,"sku":"30184722459920327337","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52927112053017,"sku":"88839883899924370989","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":52927112085785,"sku":"31510947583849077176","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52927112118553,"sku":"17628276681648340140","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52927112151321,"sku":"33310192745053685184","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":52927112184089,"sku":"81541461090140495733","price":22.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":52927112216857,"sku":"24707461344645751618","price":22.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52927112249625,"sku":"30765916261743121193","price":22.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52927112282393,"sku":"26495275735467558867","price":22.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/2141\/1353\/files\/12524276581440865980_2048.jpg?v=1785599519","url":"https:\/\/unwearableshirtz.com\/products\/sorry-you-had-a-bad-day-you-can-touch-my-dick-if-you-want","provider":"UnwearableShirtz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}